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		<title>The Flubber Look-a-Like That Promises to Clean Every Inch of Your Gadgets</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 12:18:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Katie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cyber Clean as it is known is a new type of goo that promises to get your gadgets cleaned has arrived in the UK. According to its creators the &#8220;high-tech cleaning compound&#8221; catches dirt and kills germs. Looking more like the bright luminous gloop played with by children rather than a state of the art cleaning agent, the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cyber Clean as it is known is a new type of goo that promises to get your gadgets cleaned has arrived in the UK.</p>
<p><img title="Office Cleaning Product" alt="Office Cleaning Product" src="http://www.apartmenttherapy.com/uimages/ny/sm%20072508cyberclean01.jpg" /></p>
<p>According to its creators the &#8220;high-tech cleaning compound&#8221; catches dirt and kills germs.</p>
<p>Looking more like the bright luminous gloop played with by children rather than a state of the art cleaning agent, the idea is that by covering it across your gadgets you are able to get into the cracks and crevices otherwise unreachable.</p>
<p>The cleaning agent can be used on all your office gadgets including keyboards, mobile phones and printers, so this product is ideal for <a href="http://www.totalclean.co.uk/office_cleaning.html">office cleaning</a>.</p>
<p>Cyber Clean costs £7.99 for the large tub and promises to leave your gadget lemon fresh.</p>
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		<title>The World&#8217;s Only Gutter Cleaning Robot!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 12:57:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Katie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The iRobot Looj V.2 is a remote controlled Gutter Cleaning Robot and the winner of the 2008 Best of CES Innovations Award. The Looj is one of a kind, it is controlled by a wireless remote that doubles as a detachable handle, the Looj cleans an entire stretch of gutter while the human operator stays [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The iRobot Looj V.2 is a remote controlled Gutter Cleaning Robot and the winner of the 2008 Best of CES Innovations Award.</p>
<p><img title="iRobot Looj" style="width: 245px; height: 289px" height="289" alt="iRobot Looj" src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/wootsaleimages/iRobot_Looj_120_Gutter_Cleaning_Robots95Standard.jpg" width="245" /></p>
<p>The Looj is one of a kind, it is controlled by a wireless remote that doubles as a detachable handle, the Looj cleans an entire stretch of gutter while the human operator stays in one spot, reducing the need to climb and reposition the ladder multiple times or juggle tools at dangerous heights.</p>
<p>The creators say: &#8216;We listened to our customers and designed an updated Looj based on their feedback. The one-of-a-kind Looj saves people time and frees them from the dull, dirty and dangerous work of gutter cleaning better than ever.&#8217;</p>
<p>This is revolutionary cleaning at it&#8217;s best!!</p>
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		<title>Cleaning Olympics Who Knew They Existed!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 10:02:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Administrator</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[But apparently they do and Britain did quite well. A young cleaner won two gold medals in the &#8216;cleaning olympics&#8217;. Kirsty Steele from Sowerby Bridge, was part of Team UK, who took part in the Cleaning Services Team event at the EuroSkills 2008 competition in Rotterdam last week. Not only did Team UK win gold, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>But apparently they do and Britain did quite well.</p>
<p>A young cleaner won two gold medals in the &#8216;cleaning olympics&#8217;.</p>
<p>Kirsty Steele from Sowerby Bridge, was part of Team UK, who took part in the Cleaning Services Team event at the EuroSkills 2008 competition in Rotterdam last week.</p>
<p>Not only did Team UK win gold, but Kirsty came home with a personal gold as the highest scoring cleaning supervisor in the cleaning competition.</p>
<p>EuroSkills is the pan-European skills competition in which 29 countries battle to prove they are the most skilled at 25 different competitions including cleaning and fashion.</p>
<p>Kirsty said: ‘Words really can&#8217;t describe how pleased I am with the results. I don&#8217;t mind getting my hands mucky at all.’</p>
<p>’The competition was tough and being up against the best cleaners in Europe adds a tremendous amount of pressure. But I have been training hard for this and managed to concentrate on the job in hand and doing the best I could.’</p>
<p>’Competing at EuroSkills has been such a great experience and I&#8217;m really happy we&#8217;ve managed to show the whole of Europe how talented the UK really is.’</p>
<p>Kirsty was one of 16 young people in Team UK, who achieved eight gold medals and one silver in total.</p>
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		<title>Housekeeping Tip of the Decade!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jul 2007 14:52:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of my collegues sent me this. Always keep several get well cards on the mantel&#8230;.. so if unexpected guests arrive, they will think you&#8217;ve been sick and unable to clean.  ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One of my collegues sent me this.</p>
<p><img id="image40" alt="cleaning tips" src="http://www.totalclean.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/cleaning%20tip.jpg" /></p>
<blockquote><p>Always keep several get well cards on the mantel&#8230;.. so if unexpected guests arrive, they will think you&#8217;ve been sick and unable to clean.</p>
<p> </p></blockquote>
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		<title>Naomi Campbell Cleaning Punishment</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:10:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Getting Celebrities who misbehave to clean the streets seems to be a regular punishment  in New York Joining Boy George as a Street Cleaner is Naomi Campbell for striking her maid in the head with a Nokia cellphone &#8211; &#8220;accidentally,&#8221; The New York post reports: Maid-bashin&#8217; fashion model Naomi Campbell has been assigned her five [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Getting Celebrities who misbehave to clean the streets seems to be a regular punishment  in New York Joining <a href="http://www.totalclean.co.uk/blog/boy-george-starts-community-service-cleaning-streets/" target="_blank">Boy George</a> as a Street Cleaner is Naomi Campbell for striking her maid in the head with a Nokia cellphone &#8211; &#8220;<em>accidentally</em>,&#8221;</p>
<p>The New York post <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/03062007/news/regionalnews/witchs_broom_regionalnews_laura_italiano__marianne_garvey_and_john_mazor.htm" target="_blank">reports</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>Maid-bashin&#8217; fashion model Naomi Campbell has been assigned her five days of community service &#8211; a Monday-through-Friday stint mopping floors at a Sanitation Department warehouse on the Lower East Side.</em></p></blockquote>
<p>Whos next for the street cleaning detail.</p>
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		<title>Home Cleaning Robots Unite</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2007 11:49:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of the more interesting pieces of home cleaning technology in the last few years is the roomba a small self contained cleaning robot made by a company called iRobot. The Roomba is an intelligent and effective vacuuming robot that you can set to clean your floor when you are out. The more advanced models [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One of the more interesting pieces of home cleaning technology in the last few years is the roomba a small self contained cleaning robot made by a company called iRobot.</p>
<p>The <a href="http://store.irobot.com/family/index.jsp?categoryId=2174932&#038;cp=2174940" target="_blank">Roomba</a> is an intelligent and effective vacuuming robot that you can set to clean your floor when you are out. The more advanced models have a recharging station to which they return after finishing cleaning or when they need a re charging.</p>
<p>A lot have people have used these small robots as a cheap way of experimenting with robotics there are books and entire sites devoted to modifying the roomba.</p>
<p>When some fans of the new battelstar galactica tv show joked that the roombas where plotting to takeover the world -  some one decided that what their roomba needed was a makeover to add the signature red scanning effect that the cylons from Battlesatr galactica have.</p>
<p>Hence this <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRRLJ-v0KwM" target="_blank">Video</a> on Youtube Parodying  the opening sequence of the New Battlestar Galactica</p>
<p>I you would prefer your cleaning to be done by humans contact us about our range of <a href="http://www.totalclean.co.uk/office_cleaning.html">office cleaning services</a> :-)</p>
<p>Ps one of the more interesting things about the makers of the roomba <a href="http://www.irobot.com/" target="_blank">iRobot</a> is they also make bomb disposal an milatary robots &#8211; also the name is a nice reference to the robot SF Stories of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isaac_Asimov" target="_blank">Isaac Asimov</a>.</p>
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